Learn Chinese with the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls!

We all know that 500 years in the future, we will all speak a rather strange dialect of Chinese that is comprised almost entirely of insults and colorful metaphors. To help us all prepare for that day, the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls themselves from the movie Serenity are here to learn us some Chinese on this new public service T-shirt.

Featuring such useful phrases as dong ma (understand?), nee hao (hello) and da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze (the explosive diarrhea of an elephant), wearing this T-shirt means you'll never be at a loss for what to say in almost any social situation.

 

Specifications

Color

Black

Fabric

100% preshrunk cotton jersey knit

Size Charts

Unisex

S M L XL XXL XXXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"

Women

S M L XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 25" 26" 27" 28" 29"

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